Best Funny Joke of the Day


Today's Funny Daily Joke

A Marine visited a family in Afghanistan and they asked him to spend the night. Since there were limited accommodations, he was required to sleep in the same room with a 10-year-old boy. When the Marine came into the bedroom, he saw the little boy kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed. Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed. The child looked up and said, "What are you doing?" "Why, the same thing you're doing", replied the Marine. "Ma's gonna be mad", said the boy. "The pot's on this side."

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